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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>solipsism masquerading as profundity since 1978</description><title>fauxster</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @fauxster)</generator><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>The Media Equation - For Media, a Sunset Is Followed Quickly by a Sunrise - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/30/business/media/30carr.html"&gt;The Media Equation - For Media, a Sunset Is Followed Quickly by a Sunrise - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This had me nodding until it made me laugh with its description of the post-college generation with “Their tiny netbooks and iPhones, which serve as portals to the cloud…”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Uh, yeah, it’s just called the internet. (And netbooks suck.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/263056851</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/263056851</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:40:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>A Professionally Funny Family - NYTimes.com</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwgqz7m0B1qz8uf2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/29/magazine/29Elliott-t.html?ref=magazine" target="_blank"&gt;A Professionally Funny Family - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/262863784</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/262863784</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 21:11:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Mick and Bianca, post wedding, St. Tropez, 1971</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjk19VZhh1qz8uf2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mick and Bianca, post wedding, St. Tropez, 1971&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/253804372</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/253804372</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:53:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Jane Fonda, 1965. By Dennis Hopper
Hopper Whopper | 400 Shots of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktivjoTM1W1qz8uf2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jane Fonda, 1965. By Dennis Hopper&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://themoment.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/19/hopper-whopper-400-shots-of-the-sixties/#more-43525" target="_blank"&gt;Hopper Whopper | 400 Shots of the Sixties - The Moment Blog - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/253246548</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/253246548</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 13:04:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Coffeehouses: Bringing the Buzz Back</title><description>&lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704576204574529943328514078.html"&gt;Coffeehouses: Bringing the Buzz Back&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/253160391</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/253160391</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 11:26:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>BBC Sport - Football - Roy Keane has no sympathy for Republic of Ireland exit</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/internationals/8370327.stm"&gt;BBC Sport - Football - Roy Keane has no sympathy for Republic of Ireland exit&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;This video is amazing, but cuts off right as a reporter’s cell phone rings, and Keano’s eyes dart towards the offender. They likely had to cut the video there, so as not to show Roy leaping over the dais, throwing the cell phone out the window, and punching the reporter in the neck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/250774391</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/250774391</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 08:08:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Beck records musical response to Fiery Furnaces feud</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/nov/19/beck-fiery-furnaces"&gt;Beck records musical response to Fiery Furnaces feud&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/250361653</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/250361653</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:17:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Clients From Hell : Got a funny one from a Client a while back...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://clientsfromhell.tumblr.com/post/248282500/got-a-funny-one-from-a-client-a-while-back-in"&gt;Clients From Hell : Got a funny one from a Client a while back...&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/249855289</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/249855289</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:35:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>One was funny. The other … was not.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt68vtiKPw1qz8uf2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt68vtiKPw1qz8uf2o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;One was funny. The other … was not.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/245227530</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/245227530</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:23:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sol LeWitt, Wall Drawing No. 681 C, 1993 (via Snapshot: Sol...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4jy4j0sG1qz8uf2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sol LeWitt, Wall Drawing No. 681 C, 1993 (via &lt;a href="http://www.nga.gov/education/classroom/new_angles/popups/pop_bio_lewitt1.htm" target="_blank"&gt;Snapshot: Sol LeWitt&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/244146130</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/244146130</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:27:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.phespirit.info/montypython/four_yorkshiremen.htm"&gt;Monty Python's Flying Circus - "Four Yorkshiremen"&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/244133350</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/244133350</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 19:13:17 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"This one WSJ paragraph is cliché bingo!

A radical departure from the skinny-pants trend of the past..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;This one WSJ paragraph is cliché bingo!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A radical departure from the skinny-pants trend of the past few years, the baggy trousers can take some getting used to. Jean Hall, 24, says the low-slung crotch of her American Apparel African-print harem pants got caught on her bike pedal while she was riding through Brooklyn, causing her to fall off. Her friend, who was riding with her, wrote about the incident on Twitter.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB125806880019446147.html" target="_blank"&gt;Ridicule Keeps Fans of Harem Pants   From Getting Too Big for Their Britches - WSJ.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/242545815</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/242545815</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:26:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Pig Dictates Fiery Furnaces' Recording Schedule - Spinner</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.spinner.com/2009/10/20/pig-dictates-fiery-furnaces-recording-schedule/"&gt;Pig Dictates Fiery Furnaces' Recording Schedule - Spinner&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/223832086</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/223832086</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:02:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Swiss miss</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="141" width="160" src="http://z.about.com/d/middleeast/1/G/R/-/-/-/1212-qaddafi.jpg" align="top"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;After Qaddafi’s masterpiece performance at the UN, Switzerland just couldn’t leave things alone. &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/26/opinion/26collins.html"&gt;NYT&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Qaddafi decided that Switzerland is a “world mafia and not a state.” He also withdrew Libya’s assets from Swiss banks, recalled his diplomats and closed the Nestlé office in Tripoli.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This would be immediately after the Geneva police arrested Qaddafi’s son Hannibal and his wife for beating two servants with a coat hanger and belt while they were staying in one of the city’s luxury hotels. The servants later withdrew their complaint after receiving what The Associated Press said was “compensation from an undisclosed source.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unappeased, Qaddafi submitted a U.N. proposal to abolish Switzerland altogether and divide the territory among its next-door neighbors.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;h1&gt;Roman Polanski Is Arrested in Switzerland&lt;/h1&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/person/106743/Roman-Polanski?inline=nyt-per" target="_blank"&gt;Roman Polanski&lt;/a&gt;, the director of legendary films including&lt;a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/9362/Chinatown/overview" target="_blank"&gt;“Chinatown”&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/42138/Rosemary-s-Baby/overview" target="_blank"&gt;“Rosemary’s Baby,”&lt;/a&gt; was arrested in &lt;a title="More news and information about Switzerland." href="http://topics.nytimes.com/top/news/international/countriesandterritories/switzerland/index.html?inline=nyt-geo" target="_blank"&gt;Switzerland&lt;/a&gt; on a 31-year-old international warrant as he arrived to attend the Zurich Film Festival, the Swiss authorities said Sunday.&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Forget it, Jake. It’s Genevatown&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="384" width="480" src="http://www.thebeijinger.com/files/u1384/chinatown.jpg" align="bottom"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/198350377</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/198350377</guid><pubDate>Sun, 27 Sep 2009 11:33:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>London football violence probed | BBC</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/8221626.stm"&gt;London football violence probed | BBC&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Pitch invasions [video] are all fun and games until someone gets stabbed in the chest&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/171785209</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/171785209</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:54:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Not Jamaica Avenue</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kov25gep101qz8uf2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" title="Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04"&gt;Not Jamaica Avenue&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/170126173</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/170126173</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Aug 2009 23:10:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Unlike Francis, I liked the fried chicken.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kot3jy5kW41qz8uf2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" title="Frankie Boom Boom's review" href="http://events.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/dining/reviews/25rest.html?pagewanted=all"&gt;Unlike Francis&lt;/a&gt;, I liked the fried chicken.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/169311555</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/169311555</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:45:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Official 2009/10 Sport Is A TV Show Premier League Preview</title><description>&lt;a href="http://sportisatvshow.blogspot.com/2009/08/damn-united-official-200910-sport-is-tv.html"&gt;The Official 2009/10 Sport Is A TV Show Premier League Preview&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I am Phil Brown. I am Hull City. Phil Brown is Hull City. Hull City are the Tigers. Phil Brown is the Tigers. Phil Brown is Phil Brown. Phil Brown is Phil Brown is the Tigers. Hear me roar. Hear Phil Brown fucking roar.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/160791180</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/160791180</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 17:43:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sol LeWitt at Mass MoCA - The New York Times</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/ciYkWzK9bqnxlah4d4jpddqxo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/05/arts/design/05lewi.html" target="_blank"&gt;Sol LeWitt at Mass MoCA - The New York Times&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/154494334</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/154494334</guid><pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 19:11:23 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Village Voice | Letters to the Editor | A Quick Word from the Fiery Furnaces, Regarding Our Recent Story About Their Trip to Brooklyn Bowl</title><description>&lt;a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/2009/07/a_quick_word_fr.php"&gt;Village Voice | Letters to the Editor | A Quick Word from the Fiery Furnaces, Regarding Our Recent Story About Their Trip to Brooklyn Bowl&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Tagged by the VV under ‘regrets’&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/145342899</link><guid>http://fauxster.tumblr.com/post/145342899</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:33:44 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
